Do you love finals? If so, you’re weird and I hate you. Finals are the bane of teenage existence, creating endless amounts of stress for high schoolers. But worry not, the Prep News is here to take your mind off of them with some bad jokes that will make you hate us more than those finals.
- How do you get an alien baby to sleep? You rocket!
- Why did the pony get a JUG? For horsing around!
- Why do shoemakers go to heaven? They have good soles!
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
- Have you heard the one about the toilet? Nevermind, it’s too dirty.