Dear Josh column: debut edition

Managing Editor of the Prep News Joshua O’Dell is known for having a dry sense of humor, often snarky and sarcastic. In this recurring column, O’Dell will answer questions from students sent in a survey. He will discuss serious things like college, but also light hearted things like Harambe. Enjoy!

As a junior looking at colleges, what are the things I should focus on in my search for a good fit for me?

You should visit a couple of colleges and identify those characteristics for yourself. A few key ones that will help you narrow your search are size, price, and major. Try your best to identify a couple of fields you might be interested in studying and pick a school that provides most if not all of those majors. Ultimately, however, you won’t know until you visit a few places.

Is Harambe really dead?

Beneath Harambe’s fur was more than just flesh. Beneath his fur there was an idea, dear reader, and ideas are bulletproof.

I see all these cool kids “dipsnapping” how do I do it just like them? Please answer quickly this is vital.

Dear reader, I hope this reply finds you quickly enough, and in good health. In order to dipsnap, remove your entire frontal lobe and proceed to wave your hand about like a maniac. Eventually you’ll get it down. Happy snapping.

Where do you go if you feel sick?


What is the fastest dog?

Greyhounds are the fastest dogs on earth. If you want to ride one visit the following link: They are known to be able to run upwards of 60 miles per hour.

Why do I have to show up to school at 8 AM if I have free periods until noon?

How do I say goodbye to yesterday?

Tenderly, with a kiss on the forehead and a tearful wave from the railroad platform.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

Well dear reader, I can honestly say that predictive text is the most beautiful. I love it and it was the best of the day. After a long day at the same thing to say I have a nice person, who has a great way of the best for me. I was in my room for a long way in which a man with my family and friends of friends. A few days ago I’ll have to be a little more of an international tribunal.

How can we get the older generation to actually give our generation a chance, instead of just saying how we are the death of all things?

We politely wait for them to die.


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