Taylor Swift’s new jam has been stuck in my head, and I really find the song quite annoying (fight me, @Tswift ). So, I’m using my Top 10 List this week to shake it off a cliff and out of my head.
Here are the Top 10 things that I think Taylor Swift might be trying to shake off:
- The fact that all her failed relationships are probably her fault.
- Maybe she has a recurring dream that she’s a running back and is trying to shake off tacklers.
- She might just be shaking off the haters, who am I to judge?
- Perhaps she is shaking off that she is no longer America’s Sweetheart. Who is, you ask? Rockhurst senior Esteban Castillo of course.
- She might be in a literal shake off, where she’s trying to drink more milkshakes than anyone else.
- A shakeweight?
- The fact that Beyonce totally had one of the best music videos of all time that year.
- A diet coke?
- A polaroid picture?
- Who am I kidding I can’t come up with 10 things I don’t like about Taylor Swift. She’s perfect.