I remember when I was 5 years old. It was a hot day, and I was sitting on our porch crying because I had accidentally released my shiny Pikachu in the video game Pokemon yellow. My mom handed me a red popsicle cheer me up.

“There’s a joke on the popsicle stick,” my mom said. Finally something to turn around my day, I thought to myself. I scarfed down the popsicle so fast I got brain freeze. In truth, getting brain freeze from a popsicle is an achievement in its own merit. I eagerly looked at the popsicle stick to read the joke.

What did the Ocean do to the beach?

It waved

I had never been more disappointed in my life. However, as I have grown older I have come to appreciate the hilarity of bad jokes. So without further ado, here are the top ten jokes so bad they’re hilarious:

1. What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!

2. Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!

3. I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!

4. Why should you never shower with a Pokemon?

He might Pikachu

5. What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

6. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

7. How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool!

8. What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

9. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

10. What is a duck’s favourite drug?

Quack!